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6:45am Berlin standup (camera off)
Dad school pickup
11pm Tokyo 'quick sync'
Lunch w/ self (sad desk salad)
Therapy
Gym (skipped)
Deep work (interrupted 3x)
Bedtime (theoretical)
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red · external
white · focus
rosé · personal
amber · meal
black · after-hours
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