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The Cellar Door

Two vintages. Choose well.

VIN DE TABLE

Table Wine

Free
  • · 8 meeting grapes per week
  • · 1 bottled label per week
  • · Dual-timezone decanter
  • · French sommelier only
  • · Public cellar (last 4 bottles)
  • · AI pairing playlist
  • · 1 PDF day plan
RECOMMENDED
GRAND CRU

Grand Cru

$1.99
one-time · forever
  • ✦ Unlimited grapes & bottles
  • ✦ 4 alt sommelier voices (NYC, Napa, Nonna, Weather Girl)
  • ✦ Third timezone rail
  • ✦ Recurring weekly cellar templates
  • ✦ Unlimited custom labels & PDFs
  • ✦ Unlimited cellar saves
  • ✦ .ics calendar export
  • ✦ Gold-bordered gallery tiles
“Avant Grand Cru, my Tuesdays tasted of formaldehyde.”
— MARC, BERLIN
“The Nonna voice made me cry. Then I ate.”
— YUI, TOKYO
“Finally, a CRM for my regret.”
— ALEX, SF
🛡️ 30-day return policy on all vintages. Pour responsibly.